suicide methods, with the drawbacks of each:
Slitting your wrists
This one simply doesn't work. I've never, ever heard of a person successfully killing himself this way. It's extremely painful and by the time you get to doing the second cut the sight of your own blood spurting everywhere sends upalarm bells that you find yourself desperately dailing for an ambulance while splattering plasma all over the phone. It's the ultimate in self-aware suicide in that not only can you see yourself dying in vivid splashes of red, but you can feel it. i personally cannot do it.
Shooting yourself
Contrary to popular belief, shooting yourself - even with a shotgun - is not a surefire way to die. i mean seriously, u can miss. More than half of the attempted gun suicides wake up in the hospital, missing a chunk of their brain and usually mute and wheelchair-bound for the rest of their lives.
Overdose
People think one is the most painless, taking dozens of pain pills or whatever, but your body tends to wait until you're unconscious and then vomits them back up. This leaves you alive, sleeping in a puddle of puke, next to your suicide note which, absent a corresponding suicide, will just sound gay. Obviously not the way to go.
Hanging
What often happens is the neck is broken and you're left to dangle for 30 minutes, twitching and clawing at the rope. Or, the noose breaks and you plunge to the floor, often with a severed upper spinal cord that leaves you a paraplegic. This is the last way I would ever try to do it.
Throwing yourself in front of a speeding train or car
Obviously this is the worst possible method, as it forces someone else to commit murder against their will. something like out of the movie SAW, i mean seriously its SICK way to kill urself and u leave a guy with the poor charge of manslaughter.
jumping out of a building
God, perth is so damn short. and even if i drop head first what if i don't die and become a parplegic. or retarded and then someone has to look after me. or worse, land on someone and then i survive and kill that person.
shit, i can't think of anything else. God damn it! Italian author Dante Alighieri, who 700 years ago took a trip through Hell and then wrote an unreadable book about it. i mean this is a true account of hell frm a catholic's perspective, i mean seriously...... its no shit..... the lowest is the guy/s who had jesus killed(NO QUESTIONS THERE), murders, liars & backstabbers and then suicide. its way fucked up.
somehow i don't think i have to guts to do it still. i hope never.
Slitting your wrists
This one simply doesn't work. I've never, ever heard of a person successfully killing himself this way. It's extremely painful and by the time you get to doing the second cut the sight of your own blood spurting everywhere sends upalarm bells that you find yourself desperately dailing for an ambulance while splattering plasma all over the phone. It's the ultimate in self-aware suicide in that not only can you see yourself dying in vivid splashes of red, but you can feel it. i personally cannot do it.
Shooting yourself
Contrary to popular belief, shooting yourself - even with a shotgun - is not a surefire way to die. i mean seriously, u can miss. More than half of the attempted gun suicides wake up in the hospital, missing a chunk of their brain and usually mute and wheelchair-bound for the rest of their lives.
Overdose
People think one is the most painless, taking dozens of pain pills or whatever, but your body tends to wait until you're unconscious and then vomits them back up. This leaves you alive, sleeping in a puddle of puke, next to your suicide note which, absent a corresponding suicide, will just sound gay. Obviously not the way to go.
Hanging
What often happens is the neck is broken and you're left to dangle for 30 minutes, twitching and clawing at the rope. Or, the noose breaks and you plunge to the floor, often with a severed upper spinal cord that leaves you a paraplegic. This is the last way I would ever try to do it.
Throwing yourself in front of a speeding train or car
Obviously this is the worst possible method, as it forces someone else to commit murder against their will. something like out of the movie SAW, i mean seriously its SICK way to kill urself and u leave a guy with the poor charge of manslaughter.
jumping out of a building
God, perth is so damn short. and even if i drop head first what if i don't die and become a parplegic. or retarded and then someone has to look after me. or worse, land on someone and then i survive and kill that person.
shit, i can't think of anything else. God damn it! Italian author Dante Alighieri, who 700 years ago took a trip through Hell and then wrote an unreadable book about it. i mean this is a true account of hell frm a catholic's perspective, i mean seriously...... its no shit..... the lowest is the guy/s who had jesus killed(NO QUESTIONS THERE), murders, liars & backstabbers and then suicide. its way fucked up.
somehow i don't think i have to guts to do it still. i hope never.
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